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Każdą koszulkę z haftem napisu wykonujemy na własnej maszynie hafciarskiej w pracowni w Bielsku-Białej.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDla kogo jest ta koszulka z haftem \"Ile można słuchać tego pierdolenia?\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDla kolegi który siedzi na zebraniach firmowych z miną człowieka który już dawno policzył ile godzin swojego życia stracił bezpowrotnie. Dla przyjaciółki która ma w swoim otoczeniu co najmniej trzy osoby które nie potrafią powiedzieć w dwóch zdaniach tego co zajmuje im pół godziny. Na urodziny dla kogoś kto słynie z bezpośredniości i niskiej tolerancji na zbędne słowa - bo śmieszna koszulka z haftem napisu to prezent który powie to czego powiedzieć nie można. 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